Monday, March 26, 2012

Monogamous footwear pairings

I make a general practice of not opening pieces of spam mail. That not only cuts down on WTF?! moments, but also allows me to assume the best about people.

For example, the other day I got an email with, "Start the New Year with Your Sole Mate" as the subject line.

You could actually open the message and learn it was sent by some money-grabbing dolt who doesn't know their homonyms, or, like me, you can just assume it was a thoughtful heads-up for a sweet new dating site.

Below is a sketch of where I'm assuming the message's links would've sent me (click for larger version):

Can you find all 17 footwear puns? (Admittedly the number is a bit dependent on how you count the puns, but I hope you get a kick out of it regardless.)

Credits: Shoe & Me logo image by Brenda Michelle. Shoe heart art by Leland Francisco. Background image by Joe Hastings. Thanks, fellow CCers!

1 comment:

Carol said...

I would add patented to the puns.