Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Oh snap, shots!

Over the last couple months, I took a few pictures with my cell phone camera that I've wanted to share with the world. Rather than flood my Twitter account with multiple postings, I thought I'd just dump them here. Dumped with love, of course.
Is that really an appropriate sign to put on a porta-potty? Think about it.
Pistol Pete, the official mascot of the University of Wyoming Cowboys, is shown here dancing with a pair of crutches he stole from the girl pictured in the far right foreground. If you're confused, remember that paying attention to the game is a secondary concern for a mascot -- it's more important to make sure the fans don't leave the stadium until the game's over.

Regrettably, I did not get a picture of the injured girl's toasted friend barfing all over the bleachers a bit later. My apologies.
Here's concrete proof -- from a men's gas station bathroom -- that Internet flame wars pre-date the Internet.

This wall conversation began off-camera, where a scrawler bragged about the size of a certain portion of his anatomy. Above we see the helpful reply, "Then wright it in the girls [bathroom]. Duh."

Subsequently, a true scholar and gentleman, finding grammatical humor in the incorrect homonym of "write", pointed out the error, and labels the incompetent English-man, a "Rocket Scientest."

Predicted next comment: "Your stupid to."
Well, I thought it was funny.

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