orPreoccupied: Hotel room and cleaning lady
Kid you not: the scene from a hotel bathroom in a Reno casino. Fortunately, it easily came off the ceiling when grabbed with a large protective wad of toilet paper. Because there was no way I was taking a shower with that stuff hanging over my head. I would ask how it got up there in the first place, but some questions are honestly better left unasked.
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