Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Don't judge a (audio) book by its cover

Perusing eBay the other day, I got a bit of a chuckle when I ran across this auction for a digital camera. The English feels a touch awkward throughout the item's listing, but what I found humorous was the audio version of the manufacturer's warranty.

To demonstrate the recording abilities of the camera in question, the seller put together the following clip:

Liquidatingcenter Warranty
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You can laugh (I did) and say what you will about customer "satification," but the bottom line is Liquidatingcenter (the camera's seller) has received positive feedback 98.8% of the time in over 1600 transactions.

Apparently, there isn't a direct relationship between English fluency and trustworthiness.**

Huh.

I guess I learn something I shoulda knew every day.

*If the clip fails to play/appear alongside the asterisk, you can try downloading/listening to it here, or if that fails, you can try getting the clip on its original website here.
**Then again, those used car salesmen do talk a mean game...

3 comments:

Jason Hill said...

It sounds like there might be some back-masking on there. Have you tried playing it backward? You might find a hidden message!

CJ said...

Great idea Jason, but alas, there's no hidden message. Listen for yourself here.

Jason Hill said...

I don't know, sounds like it might be Ukrainian. We need a translator like on Inside Man