The above sentence was on the front page of my campus newspaper. Kid you not.
But if you think it's crazy that writing made page one, the sentence came from an article about a pretty crazy story. How crazy? Crazy enough that a backup punter at Northern Colorado (from Wyoming, no less) made national news. Crazy enough that I would have guessed the story came from Evanston instead of Wheatland.
I guess some things you just can't make up.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Just so I'm clear: mental illness isn't funny and is not a joke. I have no idea if mental health was an issue with this young man, but if it was I hope he is offered help.
Also, in fairness I should add that aside from that sentence, the article as a whole was actually pretty well done. Seriously.