Being the massive time waster that I am, I was browsing Amazon.com today, and happened to notice a seller (in Amazonian, a "zShop merchant") from Wyoming. Naturally, I was compelled to see what a fellow Wyomingite was offering for sale.
I was hoping to see this Equality State citizen selling something cool, like a Traveling Wilbury's CD or something (who I must confess I'm awfully obsessed with for never having heard a single song of theirs). However, I ended up finding something not cool, but fricking awesome.
I found this:
Now, if I'm the only one chuckling, you're not reading carefully enough,* because that there is pure comedic genius.
Read it over again or click on it for the larger version, but make sure you appreciate the humor, because that's pretty clever for some backwater Amazon.com page.
Serious props, jaredandvalerie.**
*Or, I could just be a big nerd.
**Odds are, we know each other.