Thursday, March 30, 2006

Did the Village People do "I Fought the Law?"

Sometimes the headline writers have bad days, but CNN really took the cake yesterday. How about this one:

Cops: Homeless man killed for mooning teens (video)
Maybe it's just me, but from that headline, I would have guessed the story's opening line to be something along the lines of "Police today announced the first execution under new legislation defining public indecency as a capital offense." Furthermore, does anyone really want to watch a video about mooning and murder?!

Editor's Note: The story in question is one of the most disturbing I've run across in recent memory. In my opinion, the Fox News headline did a far better job prefacing a truly horrific act of juvenile violence - Police: Teens Killed Homeless Man Who Mooned Them. It's certainly a sobering crime.

Special thanks to ManNMotion for pointing out the following headline...

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the _-_-_-_.
It's fun to stay at the _-_-_-_.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the _-_-_-_.
It's fun to stay at the _-_-_-_.

So, help me fill in the blanks: Y-M-C-A, or J-A-I-L?

Archaeologist Links Ancient Palace, Ajax
Ajax? No wonder the ruins were still in such great condition!

U.S. to issue new Abu Ghraib images
So let me get this straight - the U.S. government issues new currency, new bonds, and now Abu Ghraib images?! Anyone else get an image like this...As if the extremists needed additional motivation to go postal.

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