Well, it's now two days after Valentine's Day, but I believe I still have a couple loose ends to take care of.
In a follow-up to the "iTunes of Doom" post, I'm sorry to report things took a serious turn for the worse over V-Day. In a sickeningly fitting move, iTunes unveiled exclusive Sports Illustrated swimsuit model footage to go with the still #2 most popular song, "I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper)". Just think - maybe by next Valentine's Day we'll be lucky enough to get a "Playboy Playlist" or something.
On a less serious, but just as pressing note, it has come to my attention that I abjectly failed to provide an obligatory cute and/or cuddly picture on Valentine's Day, and for that, I apologize. Please accept the following as compensation:And before anyone questions my manliness because I'm posting a picture due to its cuteness, I'll have you all know, that according to MSN Search, CJ Baker is your 21st best choice for "Wyoming bodyguard". And we all know that bodyguards are not unmanly.
Who knows? Maybe these results will propel me to a lucrative position protecting fellow Wyomingite Dick Cheney. Then again, I have this bad feeling that I might end up getting...well, you know.