Friday, February 17, 2006

Thoughts on the California Governor Race 2006

You might be wondering, why am I doing a post about the California grubernatorial race?

That's a really good question.

Let's just say sometimes ideas pop into CJ's head and he feels compelled to follow through on them. Inspiration struck randomly today, and though I have no idea what made me come up with the idea, I believe that I've fashioned an outstanding piece of campaign material for Arnold Schwarzenegger's bid for re-election in 2006. Check it out:
In my humble opinion, I think it's genius. With this campaign, the man is certain to serve another term. However, Unknown Knowns is all about fairness and balance. So, in light of that fact, I also created an anti-Arnold campaign that I'm sure would be just as effective in keeping him out of office:
I really hope those crazy liberals don't get their hands on this one.

Anyway, have a terrific Friday, and next week, I'll be back. *flexes*

*Editor's Note: Following the guidelines of ethical journalism, I feel obligated to reveal that Unknown Knowns and Other Ramblings supports Arnold in his bid for re-election, because he's a cool dude. Unknown Knowns and Other Ramblings also appreciates his theatrical contributions to movies like Jingle All the Way. That's a good movie. However, CJ is less supportive of Arnold activities that involve him wearing few clothes - that stuff's not very cool.*


ManNMotion said...

LOL I never saw Jingle, don't make me go get it!

Anonymous said...

Oh, come on... what's wrong with less clothing! Come on strip down Arnold! ....or not. You know, you're proragitive...- Kristian

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh.. have just cuaght up on reading past entries... I don't always comment but for some reason felt like it today so who knows there... loved the v-day ones...did you get any emails by the way?- Kristian

Anonymous said...

Unknown Knowns and Other Ramblings stands by its findings that Arnold's coolness is directly proportional to the amount of clothes he's wearing. Less clothing = less coolness.

And yes, of course I got a whole bunch of emails from ridiculously good-looking girls! Seriously.