Monday, February 13, 2006

Aw, shoot!

First Lady Dismisses Clinton's Criticism
Obviously I got the wrong first impression, but my initial thought nonetheless, was: "Shut up, Bill, I know what I'm doing!"

Cheney accidentally shoots hunting companion
I'm thrilled the guy's going to be alright, but let's all thank our lucky stars he was a) a republican and b) a lawyer, or Cheney might have had some serious explaning to do.

Q: What would you get if you put Vice President Cheney on a hunting trip with George H.W. Bush's V.P.?
A: A Qualye hunt!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!

Georgia hopes drunk drivers will see the signs
According to preliminary research, if the drivers are drunk, their chances of seeing the new signs double.

Plane Skids Off JFK Runway, No One Hurt
While no one got hurt this time, the moral of the story is clear: some things are just plane dangerous, even when you're only skidding around.

The image quality isn't all that great, but I say the similarities between former President Eisenhower and Barney Fife are still unmistakably uncanny:
And just remember: as soon as today is over, it won't be Monday again for a whole nother week.

2 comments:

Amanda said...

oh you and your sarcasm. can i join you in your fallout shelter? the "i'm in love wit a stripper" song is now #1 on some music charts. sad.

Smalls said...

hm, nice blog, I wasn't ever aware of it's existence, sadly.

And yes, I'm not at UW this semester, I'm at the Rock Springs community college.... AHHHHH!!!

It's tarded.

No fears though- I'll be back there next semster!