Ridiculous Item #1 :Man, that CJ Barker kid sure knows how to harness his individual potential.
Ridiculous item #2:
I know I've whined about online advertisements before, but this one is ridiculous for several reasons:
1) We know the guy's not a car - if he was a car, he would have a loan and therefore wouldn't be posing in pictures for stupid ads like this one.
2) If we were fooled by the sweet license plate and didn't know this guy wasn't a car, he just blew his cover and didn't get a loan anyway.
3) The wording's wacky.
"Banks lend 17 times more money for cars than students."
Now, correct me if I'm wrong here, but I believe the money loaned is given not to the car, but the prospective car buyer. Therefore, following this logic, the unintentional meaning of this sentence is:
"Banks lend 17 times more money for the purchase of cars than the purchase of students."
And that's just a weird thing to say.
Ridiculous Item #3:
I had a hard time getting a picture of the entire sign, but yes, that pretty much says what it looks like it says:
Pet PhotosNow that's ridiculous.
First off, as Wikipedia astutely points out, "Santa Claus...is a folk hero in various cultures who distributes presents to children...", and secondly, according to Unknown Knowns and Other Ramblings, today is January 27th. And according to this site, January 27th is 331 days before Christmas. Nuf said.
Now sure, I could say that Santa will never actually be here because the whole Santa Claus thing is a load of crap, but I wouldn't want to screw it up for all the little kids who might read this.
Enjoy your Friday everyone.