Rep: Aniston Wasn't Alerted to Pregnancy
You know, I'm a guy, so maybe I'm just being insensitive and ignorant, but wouldn't it be the dude being in need of the pregnancy alerting? Then again, maybe I'm just reading something wrong.
Alito Appears Headed for Confirmation
I dunno, there's just something about Catholics and confirmation.
Candidates Remain Short in GOP House Race
Height: one more thing that present-day republicans fail to have in common with "Honest Abe".
Researcher: Early Man Was Hunted by Birds
And movie stores everywhere rush to reclassify Alfred Hitchcock's masterpiece as "Historical Fiction."
Pamela Anderson Takes Aim at KFC
Pamela Anderson is leading a charge to remove a bust of KFC founder Colonel Harland Sanders from the state Capitol.
They just couldn't resist putting "bust" in there, could they?
Mum's the word for ethics committee
Of course, if everyone had just listened to their mum's and dad's words of wisdom back in the day, we might not need "ethics committees" now.
Bush: Building boom coming to Gulf Coast
The media typically portrays our President as having a weak vocabulary and an obsession with homeland security. With that in mind, one could certainly mistakenly get the idea that George W. Bush is predicting a Gulf Coast terrorist attack. Seriously. And that's just some irresponsible journalism.