Anglican Church Asks U.S., Canada to Leave
After a nasty theological disagreement, the Anglican church has asked the United States and its northern neighbor to vacate the Atlantic Ocean.
School to drop 'Dummer' from name
The school is named for William Dummer, an acting governor of Massachusetts who donated land to start the school. Over the years, students and alumni have accepted the ribbing about it with varying degrees of annoyance or indifference.
To finally put an end to the teasing and jokes associated with being "Dummer" school, officials have decided to change the school's name. According to one unnamed school board member, the school will be officially changing its name to simply "Dumber Academy."
Krispy Kreme Announces Criminal Probe
I think I'm going to have to side with Krispy Kreme on this one. I mean, can you really trust law enforcement officials in a donut shop?!
New Hollywood Web Suits
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Two McDonald's Franchisees Sued for Harassment
It would appear that the fast food giant just can't win. After being criticized by many as unhealthy and a major contributor to America's obesity problem and facing legal action for being too fattening, customers are now suing the restaurant for being too health-conscious.
McDonald's, attempting to gain a healthier reputation, had instituted a number of new programs to encourage customers to make wiser eating choices. For example, to order a double-quarter-pounder meal, customers were required to fill out a form listing their weight and pant size, which would then be read over the restaurant's intercom.
In some restaurants, patrons purchasing over 800 calories worth of food were requested to wear a "Hi, I'm a McFatty" sticker, while others had employees dressed as the Hamburglar roam the store, stealing items from habitually unhealthy visitors.
Another measure taken by many establishments was to rid the ordering process of the customary "Would you like fries with that?" - instead urging employees to ask, "Are you actually going to eat all that?"
While the new measures had enormous early success in curbing fat consumption at the fast-food chain, a series of lawsuits has at least for now, put a halt to them.