Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Quadruple Jeopardy when we come back...

White House paid commentator to promote law
Seriously, I strongly urge you to check out this story. In all sincerity, it's a kinda alarming incidence that you may not have heard about.

Randy Moss to be receiving a fine thrown by the NFL
Call me a skeptic, but I simply can’t buy that it was some twisted tribute to Warren - FINE HIM!

Supreme Court Sides with Klan in Adopted Highway Program
I hate hate speech as much as the next guy, but I have to admit the court got it right this time. From what I gather, the court ruled the Klan
was eligible for the adopted highway program as they were technically classified as "White Trash."

Witness: Graner Punched Iraqi Prisoner
The bad news is that I'm pretty sure the guy was testifying in Graner's defense. "He only punched him..."

U.S.: Bin Laden Could Be in Afghanistan
*EDITOR’S NOTE: This is Part 1 of a 192 part story on possible Bin Laden locations*

USDA moves to protect nation's trees from 'sudden death' syndrome
This is a terrific example of just how Conservatives and Liberals agree to disagree. Both agree that STDs need to be combated. But somehow, I don’t think conservatives are all that worried about “Sudden Tree Death Syndrome.” I dunno, maybe it's just me.

Bank robber's fourth trial for same killing begins
Wondering how this is possible? It's quite simple really. Sure, trying someone twice is illegal, but the constitution says NOTHING about trying someone four times for one offense. Seriously.

Officials: Nuclear submarine hit undersea mountain
Wow. An undersea mountain. You know, if they're anything like regular mountains, aren't they kinda big and obvious? Actually, all I want to know is whether that was before or after the giant octopus attack.

Crews remove chlorine from railcar
I understand the railroad companies are desperate. I understand they would like to return "traveling by rail" to the golden days of old, but "pool cars"? That's just stupid.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey, CJ - Glad to see you're back! BTW, I'm just an anonymous lurker....