Friday, November 19, 2004

Nike. Disney. Microsoft. Hey look, I have a monopoly!!!!

Disney Workers Approve 3-Year Proposal

"What, and you were expecting Sleeping Beauty?!"

Nuclear Disclosures On Iran Unverified
In other words, war is imminent.

More poor kids eating breakfast at school
I'll say poor kids. School breakfasts are nasty!!!

Nike CEO Steps Down
And please, let the record show he stepped down in style, with a pair of stunning "Air Flight Hops."

For Bill Gates, it's spam, spam, spam, spam
"There are two people who probably are the number one spam recipients in the world," Steve Ballmer said. "Bill Gates (is first) because he is Bill Gates. Bill literally receives four million pieces of e-mail per day, most of it spam."

OK. We all know that Microsoft is just plain dumb, but I'm still confused. While of course the other top spam recipient is Jay C. Hormel , I'm still trying to figure out just why Bill Gates is Bill Gates. Hmmm...must be some deep Microsoft philosophy.

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Anonymous said...

she looks more like and evil step sister... or a wicked witch

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