Friday, November 12, 2004

Clinton WHO? I forgot about him.

Clinton Says Arafat Missed the Chance for Peace

I'm still trying to figure out if this a passionate handshake, or a failed attempt at a chokehold...

Advisers Urge WHO to Allow Gene-Modified Smallpox
Uh...great headline. NOT!!!

The following is a fictional dialogue between myself and my imaginary friend:
Me: Hey look, WHO is being advised to genetically modify the smallpox virus.
Imaginary Friend: I have no clue.
Me: No, WHO is the group I'm talking about.
I.F.: I told you, I don't know, OK?!
Me: No, no, no, it's the World Health Organization, you know, W.H....
I.F.: I said I had no idea, jerk! What, does it make you feel special or something to rub it in?! I'm leaving!
Me: *sigh*

Colombia said to be winning against rebels
HA! This goes to show how much MSNBC knows about sports. Columbia could never beat Ole Miss. And I mean, they even spelled it wrong. I bet they feel like a bunch of ignorant, arrogant, incompetent buffoons now. It humors me to think about their pathetic and inferior intelligence.


Anonymous said...

Adding a photo was a nice touch!
And your dialogue with your imaginary friend - - one of your best works yet!!
Who's on first???!!!

Anonymous said...

I enjoy it when you talk to your special friends

Anonymous said...

Who leaves anonymous comments.
Who reads your blog all the time.
Who is cool.

ManNMotion said...

Good one!