Clinton Says Arafat Missed the Chance for Peace
I'm still trying to figure out if this a passionate handshake, or a failed attempt at a chokehold...
Advisers Urge WHO to Allow Gene-Modified Smallpox
Uh...great headline. NOT!!!
The following is a fictional dialogue between myself and my imaginary friend:
Me: Hey look, WHO is being advised to genetically modify the smallpox virus.
Imaginary Friend: I have no clue.
Me: No, WHO is the group I'm talking about.
I.F.: I told you, I don't know, OK?!
Me: No, no, no, it's the World Health Organization, you know, W.H....
I.F.: I said I had no idea, jerk! What, does it make you feel special or something to rub it in?! I'm leaving!
Colombia said to be winning against rebels
HA! This goes to show how much MSNBC knows about sports. Columbia could never beat Ole Miss. And I mean, they even spelled it wrong. I bet they feel like a bunch of ignorant, arrogant, incompetent buffoons now. It humors me to think about their pathetic and inferior intelligence.