Monday, November 08, 2004

Bush for Dictator: Election Scandal!!!

AP Poll: Stable Iraq Tops Voter Priorities
Well, this really shows how similar democratic progress in Iraq is to our own. While U.S. states defined the instituion of marriage and marital law, Iraq defined security in instituting a state of martial law.

Meanwhile, many Americans are wondering: "Mr President, you just won the election, what are you going to do next?" Here's his answer:

"I earned capital in the campaign, political capital, and now I intend to spend it," Bush said a day after becoming the first president in 68 years to win re-election and gain seats in both the House and Senate.

In other words, President Bush is going to Disneyworld.

Kerry's Votes Key to Bush Win, Rove Says
Absolutely shocking. In perhaps the largest and most alarming scandal in the history of the United States, John Kerry was found guilty of voting over 3 million times - for President Bush. If Karl Rove said it, it must be, uh, right.

Bush May Come Up With 2nd-Term Surprises
You know, I have to admit I was worried when I first read this headline. Is our President planning on abolishing all of the amendments to the constitution, and establishing a facist/communist/satanist dictatorship for the next four years?!

And then I remembered that according to most liberals, this would not be a surprise. Furthermore, I realized I was probably was being a little ridiculous... There is no way President Bush would ever repeal the second amendment, and I don't really think it's possible to be a facist AND communist. So rest at ease America.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hi CJ. This is Kristan. Its so good to hear form you.How are things going? how's life? Am I to take it from your "ramblings" that you voted for Bush ( not that Wyoming's electoral votes were ever in doubt!) oh wait. that's impolite to ask. Well, sorry Larmie isn't nicer but... well, Are you going to Powell for Thanksgiving.maybe I'll see you around. Bye!